The Big Question

Should Arsene Wenger dress his age?

Three-quarter-life crisis alert!

Arsene Wenger 

The best dressed man triumphed at The Emirates, as Ancelotti watched his boys trot to victory, whilst wearing a nice raincoat over an expensive suit – presumably of Italian tailoring. Yes, there were moments in the first half which found him keeping his head warm underneath a beanie, but as his side improved, the hat came off.

Wenger, on the other hand, totally ballsed up his match day wardrobe.

Since he turned 60 a month or so ago, Le Prof has started to show signs of a gentleman on the wane. Only last week he turned the air blue during a routine press conference, and then, against Chelsea, he trudged onto the pitch looking like a man nipping out for some milk.

No suit, no smart managerial slacks. Instead he appeared to fashion himself on the North London street urchins that loiter around Finsbury Park, probably sniffing glue. Big puffa jacket, tracksie bots, and some box-fresh Nikes purchased on the hush hush.

At such a crucial point in the season, shouldn’t Monsieur Wenger be making slightly more of an effort? Is this a cry for help? Let us know with a vote and a comment.


14 responses so far
  • Randy Osae // November 29, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Who cares, you female cunts!

  • DarkKnight // November 30, 2009 at 12:38 am

    I guess you haven’t learned from your previous poll, when creating a poll where you expect one answer per user..then select radio boxes not check boxes as I can select all three choices making this poll rather pointless.

  • anthonyOA // November 30, 2009 at 1:54 am

    Can I get paid to write twaddle like this too?

    I must admit jealousy.

  • tyduffy // November 30, 2009 at 5:02 am

    Given the weather, Wenger had the more sensible attire. No sense wasting a good suit in the rain.

  • Jose // November 30, 2009 at 5:10 am

    Belichick has won 3 Super Bowls dressing up in a hoodie…when it’s below freezing I would too…

  • Chris james // November 30, 2009 at 8:15 am

    Since when did this site turn into a gok fashion fix? Who cares what he has wearing! I hope this is not te sign of things to come! Next article: how short should you wear shorts! P.s. Ancelotti looked like a tit!

  • Sian // November 30, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    For Christ’s sake, it was pissing it down. The only thing Mr. Wenger should be criticised for yesterday is his comments after the game. Arsene: we love you, but we watched it too.
    Leave him alone, you big girls.

  • rob // November 30, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    You might like this, has a similar story
    http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/thedrawspecialist/archive/2009/11/30/wagging-fingers-fonz-and-le-chav.aspx

  • anthonyOA // December 1, 2009 at 7:35 am

    seriously though, Wenger’s comments were F**king HILARIOUS.

    “Drogba didn’t do much.”

    Yeh, other than pepper your goal like a Gordon Ramsey special dish.

    It gives the cabbage flavour.

  • dffj // December 1, 2009 at 10:00 am

    dark knight you are suuuuch a rebel. you voted for all three at once? crazy man, crazy.

  • DarkKnight // December 1, 2009 at 11:57 am

    @dffj

    I actually voted “who cares”,

    I agree with what most people said, why would you wear a nice suit in that weather?

    The smart person in this was Sir Alex, a touchline ban suited him well in the corporate box :)

  • Guy Lafleur // December 1, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Is this your coming out announcement?

    Only guys I know whod care about what a coach wears are gays.

    I know you have to fill up your quota but im afraid that the next time you are face a deadline we are going to get:

    “Which EPL coach has the dreamiest eyes?” or “Who fills up their trousers the most? Redknapp or Ferguson?”

    Say it loud if you are proud.

  • dffj // December 1, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Its redknapp who fills his trousers the most. jamie redknapp. have you seen the guy on sky sports? its obscene.

  • andy // December 2, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    To Randy Osae and Guy Lafleur… You must both be either under-11, repressed homosexuals or just moronic, especially Guy Lafleur.

    PS. For your sake I really hope those aren’t your real names, otherwise forgive me for what I said, that would explain why you’re such cu*ts.

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