Stop booing Ashley Cole, Arsenal fans – he loves it!
Is he bothered though? etc…
Say what you like about Ashley Cole, but it’s proving near impossible to knock him off his perch. He’s very resiliant. Even rampant adulterous intercourse with another woman – including a midway time out to throw up, and possibly consider his actions for a second - couldn’t detach the man from his glamourous wife.
And so it goes that he’s even growing to enjoy the chorus of boos that greet him whenever he so much as glances the ball at The Emirates.
“Yes I get booed but it’s all fun… It doesn’t really bother me.”
Arsenal fans, it’s time for a strategy rethink.
One possibility could be “total silence”. Imagine it – you receive the ball, you’re galloping up the wing, an entire stadium falls into a haunting pin-drop quiet. Almost as if there’s no one there.
That would surely knock a man off his game, no?
Any other suggestions to fix this problem? Let us know with a comment
10 responses so far
DRS // December 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm
yeh, total silence could work. or as they call it at the emirates: the usual.
king gooner // December 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm
drs it’s hard to make as much noise as a zoo full of inbred chav neanderthals that the bridge stocks-would you not agree?as for cashley the abuse DOES BOTHER HIM ,TRUST ME!-albeit it has whittled down some what due to the departute of another moneygrabbing wanker oop north…
DRS // December 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm
i’m sure it does, in between two assists, 100k wages, and sticking one up cheryl.
GlosRugby // December 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Yeah, I reckon chucking cameras at him might work.
TW // December 1, 2009 at 2:31 pm
As Arseblogger rightly pointed on his Twitter – it “wasn’t to put him off his game, it was to tell him he was a cunt”.
them // December 1, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Worked wonders then. Im sure he was crying into his diamond encrusted pillow before shagging the missus. More inept at banter than their manager who only discovered swearing last week.
Cydney // December 1, 2009 at 6:22 pm
you guys are weird. you get so kean about ashley cole getting booed.
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get over it, he left arsenal about 4 years ago!
i personally think it’s just jelousy. you lot need to get a life if your still booing and abusing him.
i really think it’s sad you lot still give him abuse him, he left arsenal to play for chelsea, so what! you just have to look at where it has got him to shut you up, he is playing the best football of his career for christ sake.
and plus his wife is probably the most loved woman in the world at the moment.
oh and i must add he is gorgeous himself!
Go Chelsea,
andy // December 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Cydney…You seem nice, so I just have three words for you…’pinch of salt’
Cydney // December 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm
what do you mean andy?
ricky // December 26, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Arsenal supporters are a bunch of nobs, I enjoyed watching Chelsea fuck them in the Arse and all, ha ha ha, ya pack of wankers…
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