Bloody Pigs
Mask-up everyone, Craig Bellamy’s got swine flu!
Craig Bellamy – poorly
Like nearly all kinds of flu, this new swine variety doesn’t do discrimination. It’s creeping into schools, offices, and now, according to the Daily Mail, it’s latched onto Craig Bellamy of Man City and smashing people with golf clubs fame.
Vladimir Weiss – the young child who usurped Wenger’s boys in the Carling Cup – has already had a bout of the cruel virus. And now, according to the assistant manager, Mark Bowen:
“It will be two or three days before Craig is out on the training ground, and looking to force his way into the team at the weekend.”
He then departed, will this chilling warning:
“There’s a little bit of it creeping into the camp.”
Man City, beware.
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