Watch out planet, Craig Bellamy is absolutely livid!

“Craig is getting upset!”

Craig Bellamy

Something about his body language suggests that Craig Bellamy is not to be crossed. You can see it in his eyes. In his taut angry shoulders. In the way he yells furiously whenever anyone dares to look at him.

He’s the kind of man who would frighten you into not getting up to go to the toilet, were he sitting next to you on a long-haul flight. You’d rather silently wet your pants than aggravate the sleeping hound in the aisle seat.

Hence, it should come as no real surprise that Bellamy has flown off the handle over news that the only man he’s ever really loved – who somehow resembles the whistling farmer to Bellamy’s sheepdog - has been bundled from his managerial post, and replaced with a glossy-haired Italian gentleman.

According to today’s Telegraph, the Welsh speedster has already handed in his transfer request and insisted that he never wants to play for Man City again, which might leave Mancini with a lot of work to do if he fancies detoothing this peculiar barking hound.

Others rumoured to be miffed by Mark Hughes’ exit include Shay Given, Gareth Barry, and Carlos Tevez – another diminutive forward, possibly raised by wolves.

3 responses so far
  • billy twizzler // December 21, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    ah go on and fook right off. we’re not arsed.

  • Ste // December 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    The Telegraph article in question has been updated from ‘he has given in a transfer request’ to ‘he is considering a transfer request’.

    For this read ‘we haven’t got a clue and we are making it up as we go along’

  • arab wolf // December 21, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    get ready for our lawyers

    we will see how it goes

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