Go World Cup crazy to the sounds of Terry Venables!
Rider feat. Terry Venables, “England Crazy”
It’s a little known fact, but before he decided to model himself on the Prince of Darkness by growing a terrifying goatee beard, [...]
Read moreRider feat. Terry Venables, “England Crazy”
It’s a little known fact, but before he decided to model himself on the Prince of Darkness by growing a terrifying goatee beard, [...]
Read moreSay “bonjour”, Arsenal fans…
With the football grapevine all aflutter with talk of dodgy sexual goings-on, and promises of shocking weekend revelations, The Spoiler‘s eyes and ears are refusing to shift from the transfer window – a past time that has come to resemble one of [...]
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With Avram Grant having a torrid time of things, here’s Marvin Gaye!
Disgruntled football commentator
[Pies]
Cole fought the [...]
Read moreHe he he etc…
Keep your jokes flooding in, Spoiler readers. Simply email us here with the subject line “Joke of the Day” and the pick of the day’s litter will make it onto the site. Today’s comes from Spoiler reader Paul [...]
Read moreWell, these people will be happy anyway…
After a few years living the high life in European football, it might serve as something of a bumpy landing when Robinho strings up his golden laces and steps out for his new/old club.
With that in mind, The [...]
Read moreRonaldo and Rooney – secret smokers?
Much has been made of Rooney’s recent form, with Ferguson singing his praises at the top of his lungs, and an article in today’s Daily Mail even questions whether or not he might be the white Pele in [...]
Read moreOne of these men is Garry Cook
Literally every family in the country features at least one member who would have been better off born a mute. Something in the circuits that connect the brain to the mouth doesn’t quite do the job – hence the [...]
Read moreGrant – not laughing now

Had he not been cruelly snaffled by the cold hand of death a couple of years ago, The Spoiler would half expect Jeremy Beadle to appear from underneath a big fluffy mascot head at Fratton Park, head slowly over to Avram Grant smiling like a Cheshire [...]
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