Transfer Talk

Transfer news: New strikers for Arsenal and Birmingham

Say “bonjour”, Arsenal fans…

Loic Remy

With the football grapevine all aflutter with talk of dodgy sexual goings-on, and promises of shocking weekend revelations, The Spoiler‘s eyes and ears are refusing to shift from the transfer window – a past time that has come to resemble one of [...]

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Funny Stuff

Joke of the Day: Road accident in Manchester

He he he etc…

Sir Alex Ferguson

Keep your jokes flooding in, Spoiler readers. Simply email us here with the subject line “Joke of the Day” and the pick of the day’s litter will make it onto the site. Today’s comes from Spoiler reader Paul [...]

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New/Old home news

A few facts about Santos, Robinho’s new home

Well, these people will be happy anyway…

Santos fans

After a few years living the high life in European football, it might serve as something of a bumpy landing when Robinho strings up his golden laces and steps out for his new/old club.

With that in mind, The [...]

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The Big Question

VOTE: Who would you have in your team, Rooney or Ronaldo?

Ronaldo and Rooney – secret smokers?

Ronaldo and Rooney

Much has been made of Rooney’s recent form, with Ferguson singing his praises at the top of his lungs, and an article in today’s Daily Mail even questions whether or not he might be the white Pele in [...]

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D'OH!

Oops, looks like Garry Cook has talked himself out of a job

One of these men is Garry Cook

Garry Cook

Literally every family in the country features at least one member who would have been better off born a mute. Something in the circuits that connect the brain to the mouth doesn’t quite do the job – hence the [...]

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Portsmouth Nightmare

Stand back everyone, Avram Grant is NOT HAPPY!

Grant – not laughing now

avram-grant.jpeg

Had he not been cruelly snaffled by the cold hand of death a couple of years ago, The Spoiler would half expect Jeremy Beadle to appear from underneath a big fluffy mascot head at Fratton Park, head slowly over to Avram Grant smiling like a Cheshire [...]

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