Send in your football jokes!
Can you make Desmond Tutu laugh?
In these bleak times, what with financial meltdowns and people blowing themselves up, it’s healthy to seek refuge in jokes. Let laughter be your friend.
Hence, it has been decreed that The Spoiler shall be providing a hilarious football joke every single day of the week, sent in by YOU!
Just email your side-splitter here, and if it causes an eruption of cackling and pant-wetting in the sprawling Spoiler offices, it shall be posted for all to see.
To kick you off, by way of example, here’s one dug up from cyberspace:
“Thierry Henry was so disappointed with himself after the Republic of Ireland game that he wanted to kick himself. Trouble was, he didn’t know which hand to use!”
And one TOTALLY MADE UP by The Spoiler just this minute. Ahem… :
Q. What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
A. Roberto
Q. Okay, but what do you call an Italian with a rubber toe, wearing a tiny little swimming costume for men?
A. Roberto Mankini!
Geddit.
Oh, you do better then!
2 responses so far
Cristiano Ronaldo // January 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Ok so I have one for you.
“Nani”
Hahaha.
Ruby // January 14, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Apparently, Mancini has promised at least 1 new face at Man City in the January window…Lescott and Tevez are fighting over it
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