Joke of the Day: Ashley Cole and the Thermos Flask
They love a giggle, those Chelsea footballers
Remember, keep sending in your jokes – just email us here with the subject line “Joke of the Day”. Today’s rib-tickler comes courtesy of Spoiler reader Seth Cooke.
Congratulations Seth!
Ashley Cole goes shopping and spots a Thermos flask.
“What’s that for?” he asks
“Well, it’s to keep hot things hot and cold things cold,” says the salesman, holding the thing for Ashley to admire.
Cole, impressed, buys one and takes it home to show Cheryl.
“It’s to keep hot things hot and cold things cold,” he enthuses.
“Oooh, you ought to take it to work,” she tells him.
So he takes it in to training the following day.
“What’ve you got there, Ashley?” asks Ancelotti.
“It’s a Thermos flask, boss,” beams Ashley. “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
“That’s a good idea,” says the manager, “what have you got in it?”
“Coffee,” says Ashley.
“And some ice cream.”
3 responses so far
Darren // January 11, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Ah, the old ones – the really, really old ones – are always the best. Just change the name for a new generation …
Tdogg // January 12, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Note to self, do not ever visit this site again
AP // January 12, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Oh dear.
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