Pique introduces sex into a simple chat about football
Pique and Messi – erm… no comment
This smutty world is awash with football sex metaphors. Seriously, go into any popular pub on a week night, and you’ll overhear at least five groups of young men equating the act of hoofing a football into a net with that of dreamy love making with a beautiful woman/man.
It’s all “did you score?” this, something about “grass” and “pitches” that. The Spoiler once eavesdropped a man dragging the popular film title “Bend it like Beckham” through the mud during a boasting contest about sex.
So, in many ways, it comes as something of a relief to hear Gerard Pique reversing this putrid trend and using a sex metaphor to describe football.
As reported on Sport.es – a popular foreign language website – the Barcelona defender explained that should his team triumph over Real Madrid in the Champions League at the Bernabeu, he would experience a feeling not unlike “a super-orgasm”.
And as anyone who has enjoyed a super-orgasm will tell you, that’s one heck of a orgasm.
(Courtesy of Sport.es)