Dirty Talk

Pique introduces sex into a simple chat about football

Pique and Messi – erm… no comment

Pique and Messi 

This smutty world is awash with football sex metaphors. Seriously, go into any popular pub on a week night, and you’ll overhear at least five groups of young men equating the act of hoofing a football into a net with that of dreamy love making with a beautiful woman/man.

It’s all “did you score?” this, something about “grass” and “pitches” that. The Spoiler once eavesdropped a man dragging the popular film title “Bend it like Beckham” through the mud during a boasting contest about sex.

So, in many ways, it comes as something of a relief to hear Gerard Pique reversing this putrid trend and using a sex metaphor to describe football.

As reported on Sport.es – a popular foreign language website – the Barcelona defender explained that should his team triumph over Real Madrid in the Champions League at the Bernabeu, he would experience a feeling not unlike “a super-orgasm”.

And as anyone who has enjoyed a super-orgasm will tell you, that’s one heck of a orgasm.

(Courtesy of Sport.es)


1 response so far
  • kk864 // January 15, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Xavi also recently described Iniesta’s goalat Stamford Bridge as a “collective orgasm” in an interview with Sport

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