Joke of the Day: Quasimodo and the magic mirror
“And then he says…”
Keep your jokies coming in, Spoiler readers. Just email us here with the subject line “Joke of the Day”, and the pick of each day’s litter will go up on the site. Today’s comes from Spoiler reader Daniel Collins.
Nice one, Daniel!
Quasimodo is in Notre Dame, suffering from self esteem issues.
“I’m ugly!” he shouts at Esmerelda.
Esmerelda does what all good partners do, and attempts to lift Quasi’s dour mood
“You’re not ugly you’re beautiful, darling” she replies.
“Ahh, you’re just saying that,” snorts Quasi, wafting her away with his hand.
“Okay then, why don’t you ask the enchanted mirror that Snow White gave us for Christmas,” says Esmerelda cheerfully, “all you do is say ‘mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the ugliest of them all?’ and see what the mirror says”
“I bet it won’t say you.”
So, Quasimodo goes off into the bedroom to consult this enchanted mirror, only to return five minutes looking a bit puzzled.
“Well?” asks Esmerelda, crossing her fingers behind her back.
“Who’s Phil Neville?”
4 responses so far
bbb // January 20, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Why are the jokes mostly about Utd/former Utd players? Obssession, I call it.
Felix // January 21, 2010 at 8:55 am
I’m just surprised it wasn’t Rooney, I thought for sure he was a shoo-in.
DarkKnight // January 21, 2010 at 9:19 am
Joke of the Day? …more like crap of the day, rehashing old jokes.
Ben // January 21, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Ahhhhh that was an old one about Iain Dowie, about Tom Thumb, Sleeping Beauty and Quasimodo going in for the Guinness Book of Records…
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