You’ll never guess what Stan Kroenke’s real name is…
A hidden shame revealed
Since he sprang onto our radar in 2007, after getting involved in a tit-for-tat financial muscle flexing competition with Alisher Usmanov over who can snaffle up the most Arsenal shares, The Spoiler has always known Stan Kroenke as, well, Stan.
It appears, though, that ‘Stan’ has been hiding a terrible secret for the past three years. His name is actually Enos. ENOS. Despite trying to save face by concocting some revisionist back-story about being named after one of the most fantastically-monikered professional sportsmen in history – legendary baseball player Enos Slaughter – it’s clear Kroenke has lived in silent shame, having to share his name with Boss Hogg’s errand boy.
Stan Enos – you don’t have to suffer alone.