Joke of the Day: Road accident in Manchester
He he he etc…
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Well done Paul!
A Manchester United fan and a Manchester City fan collide in a huge accident. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends,” says the United fan.
“I agree,” replies the City one.
The United fan then returns to the wreckage and pulls out a bottle of whiskey from one of a cluster of shopping bags.
“Look,” he says to the City fan, “this must be another sign from God. We should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”
He hands the bottle over to the City fan, who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back.
He casually screws the top back on and returns the bottle to his car.
“Oh, aren’t you having any?” asks the City fan.
“No,” he replies.
“I think I’ll wait until the police get here.”
1 response so far
Darren // January 29, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Until the Police hear? Until the Police are here?
Never mind, it’s still quite funny. Nice one Paul.
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