Englandneworder, “World in Motion”
The more eagle-eyed amongst you will notice that this song was released by a strange pressing-together-of-names made up of England footballers, and the surviving members of [...]
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Drugs, they’re a bloody nightmare. They can turn moon-faced schoolkids into grotty old homeless women in less than a month, taken in the correct dosage. And the sad truth is that once you get that hunger for drugs, it will gnaw away at your insides, [...]
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With Anderson feeling a little unloved and disgruntled, here’s Pat Benatar expressing similar feelings via the medium of both music and synchronised [...]
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Keep your funnies flowing in, hilarious Spoiler readers. Just email us here with the subject line “Joke of the Day”, then get down on your knees and pray to sweet baby Moses that it’s worthy of publishing on the site. Today’s joke comes [...]
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Talk to any random group of teachers about how to get the best from difficult students, and then prepare to feel a tidal wave of metaphors about “sticks” and “carrots” and other such mumbo-jumbo. Plus, whatever you do, don’t get caught out chewing gum. [...]
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Without wanting to get too navel gazy about it, there is a member of The Spoiler team to whom 3D will always just be a strange marriage of letter and number. Unfortunately, it seems that when God created people with lazy eyes, [...]
Read more“Yay, high ten!… now sod off.”
It’s a known fact that the most efficient method of escape from Man United is to locate the high point of Sir Alex Ferguson’s rage. Jaap Stam took up the rather cumbersome practice of book writing to infuriate his [...]
Read moreMan United 3-1 Man City
It was a night brimming with wonder. The weird Tevez backheel. Stephen Ireland’s astonishing Icarus wings on his back. Jamie Redknapp’s preposterous new must-have haircut for men (just [...]
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