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It seems that the Terry/Bridge debacle has crossed the many oceans that separate England from the rest of Europe, and it’s big news. [...]
Read moreMan blowtorches Carling Cup medallion
So here it comes, the first big cup final of the season. Or, more realistically, the chance for a team outside the Big Four to grab an early European spot to ensure a rather less irksome end to the [...]
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Ten English players essential for the World Cup
Carling Cup [...]
Read moreAh yes, very droll…
(Courtesy of Spoiler reader, Rob Field)
Read more“Noooooooooooo!”
Yes, it’s happened. Portsmouth have gone into administration, and with nine points docked from their handful of beans at the bottom of the league, basically they’re toast.
The real kick in the knackers will come at the weekend, when they players are set to board [...]
Read moreWalcott – prim
It’s weird, some sportsmen/women are absolutely brilliant at what they do, but something about their vibe just doesn’t quite cut it.
This is a condition formerly dubbed “Sally Gunnell Syndrome”, “Tim Henman Syndrome”, for a window in the 1990s it was briefly referred [...]
Read more“Catch it!”
Every cloud has a silver lining, just ask the lucky Chelsea fan who took a metallic thud in the face after Chelsea put three past Man United in April 2006.
The thud happened to be Jose Mourinho’s Premier League winner’s medal flying into the crowd – [...]
Read moreAhhh, such happy times!
Like a big pendulum, most likely shaped like a putrid live footballer’s testicle, attention has now swung from the Cole saga – what will Cheryl do about that unfortunate neck tattoo? – and back into the Bridge/Terry axis of malcontent.
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