Go BONKERS, it’s Transfer Window Deadline Day!
Adam Johnson – City bound?
Right, to kick things off there are a few congratulations to get out of the way. Congratulations to Egypt for winning the Africa Cup of Nations. Congratulations to John Terry for managing to paint an even more abhorrent picture of himself than the one that already existed in The Spoiler’s mind, whilst simultaneously reopening the old abortion debate (should you go private etc…?).
And congratulations to Vanessa Perroncel for signing up with Max Clifford – the man who did such a tremendous job of making Rebecca Loos absolutely impossible to dislike.
But, today will be all about transfers. And so far, it looks like the Man City cheque book might yet become tatty and worn in a frenzy of activity, with deals for Real’s Fernando Gago, Parma’s McDonald Mariga, and Middlesbrough’s Adam Johnson still just about alive in the water.
The much-coveted Crystal Palace teenager, Victor Moses, has reportedly already signed for Wigan – overnight! – whilst West Ham have managed to snaffle Benni McCarthy.
Sunderland have been linked with James Beattie and Alan Hutton. And eyes shall also be fixed on Spurs, where the whisper is that it could be a case of “out with the old and in with the… old”, with rumours suggesting that Keane will be on his way, and David James might yet come in.
Keep coming back, people. The Spoiler is all over this window like a rash! A “window rash”!