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Joke of the Day: The one about Wayne Bridge (sorry)…
Ooh, ooh… no, not you… you can’t laugh…
Well, it was always going to happen, the Bridge/Terry jokes would eventually force their way through the dam, and it would feel like folly to avoid giving you at least a little taster. Wayne Bridge, chin up, these are just a bit of fun.
Remember, keep your funnies flying in. Just email us here with the subject line “Joke of the Day”. Today’s comes from a gentleman called Tim.
Well done, Tim!
It’s been announced on Sky Sports News that Capello has phoned Wayne Bridge to let him know that John Terry has lost his captain’s armband.
He has asked Bridge to check under the bed.
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20 responses so far
pizza // February 2, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I must admit to feeling quite happy about this whole thing imploding on John Terry.
I can’t stand him or the fact that he is England captain so I hope this will force him out of that role.
If only someone could grant me my wish to never have to see his irritating face ever again…but that’s too much to hope for.
If I were a Chelsea fan I would have switched allegiance to one of the other London clubs just because Terry is such an unbearable c*nt, that’s how much he pisses me off
Dante // February 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm
I’m not defending or team Bridge, but It’s NOT FUNNY! try to put your position at Bridge
blades // February 2, 2010 at 3:38 pm
poor old wayne bridge. he’s not even first choice with his own missus…
cfctash // February 2, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Wayne Bridge says he wont play for England with John Terry as captain,Fabio Capello wants Terry to shag Emile Heskeys misses.
Eva // February 2, 2010 at 8:52 pm
DEAD @ blades…
cfcusa // February 2, 2010 at 10:31 pm
That was funny…try to have a sense of humor. And cfctash – hilarious add!
seg // February 2, 2010 at 11:07 pm
wayne bridge bought his missus some dairy milk chocolates but she said she prefers terrys
agnes wonka // February 2, 2010 at 11:47 pm
hahahaha lmao! hahahaha
well done *applauses* very well done! hahaha
hoa // February 2, 2010 at 11:52 pm
she was splitted from bridge ! they were not a couple !
she can go and fuck who she like ! – in this case the victim was the poor terry ! (who would not like her??)
Gabriel // February 3, 2010 at 12:04 am
Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, “l’ve just heard John Terry is parked outside my house”
rgsrgsrgtrg // February 3, 2010 at 1:44 am
lol nice one Gabriel
JT // February 3, 2010 at 4:40 am
TERRY 4 ENGLAND CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
WE’RE BEHIND U JT
JT fair Play // February 3, 2010 at 10:25 am
Fair play on John Terry for shagging Wayne Bridges Girlfriend, i would of done to, John Terrys Wife is not better then Wayne Bridges!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!!
JT fair Play // February 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
Ring me up on 07500461007 and i will tell you some more Funnnnnyyy Jokes!!!!! please Phone Me!!! i will be waititng to tell you all the Hilarious jokes there is.
Daniel redhead // February 3, 2010 at 10:38 am
I like men and wayne brigde is fit , if wayne brigde ever needs sumone to have a nice cuddle with and look after him in his hour of need i wll be there on all fours for him
grant murray // February 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
john terry is fittt to fuck
Dan // February 4, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Man City players wear team Bridge shirts in their last game. People think it was in support of Wayne Bridge but really they were saying ‘We’ve all shagged her Terry’.
markyboy // February 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm
chelsea were ever u may be , dont leave your wife with john terry, his dad deals coke and his mum steals tea, he cried when he missed penalty, chelsea were ever u may be, dont leave ur wife with john terry, he cannot shoot and he cant fukin pass, but he’ll tak ur mrs up the arse
Zoe // February 28, 2010 at 9:15 pm
nice one marky boy
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