Spoiler

Oh dear, JT’s press release might need a few amendments

“Are you looking for a leader to represent your brand?” (Nope)

With a bit of luck, the movers and shakers that make up “Team Terry” will be working around the clock to spruce up his abilities to “create effective brand awareness”.

They could start by adding words like “sexual”, “quite horny”, “distinguished love maker”, and “no longer Wayne Bridge’s friend” to the “John Terry is:” bit.

And perhaps rethink their use of the word “influencial” – presumably a deliberate misspelling that JT insisted upon at the time, but, in the light of recent events, it now just looks a bit arrogant.

Anyway, what would you have Terry commercially endorse in the build up to the World Cup finals? Suggestions please.

• Chelsea
• John Terry
• Press Release
• Wayne Bridge