The Big Question

VOTE: Should Cole really face Chelsea punishment?

“Run Cheryl! Run!… he ain’t no good etc…”

Ashley and Cheryl Cole

Ashley Cole cheated on his wife, lots of times. There is nothing remotely surprising/shocking about that sentence. Except that he could now be punished by his club, with talk of Chelsea even giving him to boot on the back of the sex scandal.

Anyone with even the most malfunctioning sixth sense could have told you that Ashley Cole doesn’t resemble a man who would necessarily honour his wedding vows to the letter. Alarm bells started ringing a year or so ago, when he steamrollered that hairdresser, even pausing midway through to throw up, before carrying on again.

Everyone knows that nothing sobers a man up like vomiting mid-sex, and yet he chose to sod his wife, and continue in his sweaty love making anyway. Read between the lines, people.

The point is that this really isn’t big news. It’s sad for Cheryl. But Ashley is just being Ashley – not so much football’s “Marmite”, because lots of people actually love Marmite.  More football’s “offal”. Yet, should he really be punished by his club for the decisions he makes in his marriage? Let us know with a vote and a comment.

2 responses so far
  • Straight4ward // February 22, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Interesting photo, you’ve got there.
    What’s Cole holding in his hand under that sweatshirt?
    You’d think he could have at least waiting until Cheryl got out of the car before he started playing with himself.

  • SPOT // February 22, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Here we have one of the world’s best footballer’s and right before a world cup, what do we do?
    Slag him off!
    If he’s wife wants to get shot of him that’s up to her. It’s got fuck all to do with anybody else.
    I wouldn’t turn down pussy, would you?

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