Joke of the Day

David Beckham cleverly outwits a car thief!

Well, these girls obviously like it

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Remember, Spoiler readers, keep your funny stuff coming in. Just email us here with the subject line “Joke of the Day” and the pick of the day’s litter will go up on the site. Today’s joke was sent in by Spoiler reader, David Walsh.

Nice one, David!

A thief drives off with Posh’s brand new Porsche. David sees it all happen.

“Victoria, Victoria, someone’s stolen your car!”

“Oh my God,” says Posh, “did you get a description of him?”

“I did better than that, my darling,” says David, rather boastfully.

“I got the idiot’s number plate!”


3 responses so far
  • arseman // February 24, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Now THAT is hilarious…..

  • you have a square head // February 24, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    joshburt, you are a bell end

  • JoshBurt // February 24, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    “you have a square head”, please feel free to send in a joke….

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