Unirea Urziceni 1-3 Liverpool
Those who saw Masterchef last night will now know never to poach a steak in red wine – it loses flavour, you idiots! – and, for Christ’s sake, if [...]
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Look at you, sitting there, smiling to yourself even though it’s a bit rainy outside. What are you? Happy or something? Don’t forget that there’s a recession going on.
That’s right, it’s still happening. Just because it’s [...]
Read moreBaines (left), and Warnock
As far as strength in depth goes, England’s left hand side has not been particularly blessed. Hence from now until June, Capello will be on his knees begging the Lord to make Ashley Cole better – both physically, and as [...]
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All three of the teams representing the continent’s most debt-filled league in the Europa League head into their round-of-32 second legs with a lead but we think that only two [...]
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Mourinho likes fighting talk, so does Big Daddy Kane!
Meet the “new Xabi Alonso” – Liverpool target
Has [...]
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It seems like just a couple of hours ago that The Spoiler was speculating over what Wayne Bridge should do next. Twists and turns were promised, and like an epileptic snake, a sudden twist has rendered the nation agog.
Bridge [...]
Read moreSomething in purple for you, sir?
Presumably, back in the dawn of football, matching uniforms were insisted upon for two reasons. Firstly, so that you could identify your team [...]
Read more“Stomach’s pretty flat… where can I get me one of those?”
For everything that is crippling and debilitating about stress, it can do wonders for your appetite, and nothing sweeps away the cobwebs of a bad day quite like thrusting your face into a big chocolate cake, and shout-eating [...]
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