Street rapper Jay-Z wants to give Arsenal some money
Photoshop skills used to represent story…
In light of a recent article about Thierry Henry, which appears to have bizarrely ruffled a few feathers, The Spoiler is now rather fearful of being labeled “anti-Arsenal” just by writing about the club.
So, it is with very dainty feet hovering over delicate North London eggshells that news has filtered in, and now out again, regarding a possible financial investment in Arsenal from one of rap music’s most treasured poets – Jay-Z.
He said this, as reported in today’s Mirror:
“I don’t know a lot about the business of soccer, but in the future if the right opportunity presented itself, then who knows?”
“I am a businessman, and I will always look at an opportunity, and if it feels right great.”
The word on the street is that the rapper has been an Arsenal fan for about five years, and may yet be keen to add to his various baggy trousers clothing shops and aggressive music projects by sinking some of his millions into the Emirates. He continued:
“I don’t know if there are any Jay-Z fans in the current team but if there are they would be more than welcome to come to my next concert when I am over in London.”
“They can come and see me do my work, and then I will come and see them do their work.”
Speaking of which, here’s Jay-Z at his day job:




15 responses so far
wambam // March 23, 2010 at 11:12 am
Street rapper??????
Phil // March 23, 2010 at 11:57 am
My god Burt, it is clearly evident from this article you are soooooooo anti-Arsenal!!
I am taking my internet browser and going home due to your insensitive comments…
Dan // March 23, 2010 at 12:11 pm
This site may not be anti Arsenal but I am!
Where’s yer european cup, where’s yer european cup!!
Dmitry // March 23, 2010 at 12:52 pm
so anti-arsenal.
Dan // March 23, 2010 at 1:21 pm
There’s only one Arsene Wenger,
There’s only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets,
And a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f**king pediofile.
shauny // March 23, 2010 at 1:49 pm
anyone know what a pediofile is?
Dan // March 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
And for those of you who got a C or above in GCSE English….
There’s only one Arsene Wenger,
There’s only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets,
And a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f**king pedophile
Phil // March 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Or for those whom really have a ‘C’ or above:
Paedophile
This anti-Arsenal thing is reaching a whole new low now…
berry // March 23, 2010 at 2:22 pm
lets just hope when Dan gets to 16 it doesn’t come up in the exam.
ironmenon // March 23, 2010 at 3:27 pm
thanks phil.. here i was wondering why ManUSA folks thought wenger was an instrument for abrading legs or something
Dan // March 23, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Just kidding I think Wenger’s a top manager. He bring through a lot of young talent.
DC // March 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm
uh Dan, 1994 Cup Winners’ Cup – Arsenal
dilly // March 23, 2010 at 4:21 pm
JAZ_Z has white hands wtf!!!
Phil // March 23, 2010 at 4:27 pm
and an unfeasibly large head, dilly!!
not the best photoshoppery I have ever seen, but good for comedy value none the less, Josh! (and better than anything I could do!)
b14d3 // March 23, 2010 at 11:46 pm
oooohhhh dan dan dan dan
get….back to sleeping with ur man man man man
we…..know u like it up the bum bum bum bum
ohh….. say hello to ur mom mom mom mom!!
ohhhhhhhh dan dan dan dan……
sank yo!!
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