SWP puts car up for sale “due to moving abroad”
SWP – he’s off, then
If you happen to be an employer, and you’re suspicious that a member of your staff is planning a jailbreak, you look for clues. Are they attending more doctor’s appointments during the middle of the day than you’d expect from a healthy person? Have they lost that cheerful luster that persuaded you to give them a shot in the first place?
It’s all about weeding out the faint signals, and formulating a picture, a bit like a detective does. Although, sometimes, you might just find yourself dealing with an employee with all of the grace and subtlety of Martin Johnson at ballet school.
Namely, Shaun Wright-Phillips.
In light of his problematic ongoing contract negotiations, in which the dinky little winger was seeking to extract even more money from his robed bosses, it has come to The Spoiler’s attention that Wright-Phillips has finally had enough, and looks set to go abroad in the summer.
How does The Spoiler know this information?
Good question. Call it a hunch, based mainly on this cack-handed “car for sale” advert, which reads something like this:
2008 BMW 3 SERIES 325i M Sport 2dr Step Auto Convertible
19,900 miles, 2 Door Convertible, Sparkling Graphite Grey, Petrol, 19k, Automatic, Full BMW Service History, Black leather trim, electric memory sport seats, heated seats, Sat Navigation professional system with television function, Bluetooth phone prep + telematics, Voice control, BMW assist online portal, XENON headlamps, M sport multifunction steering wheel with gears, M-sport suspension, exterior trim high gloss, parking assistance rear, armrest with sliding folding adjustment, cruise control, CD player, Automatic air conditioning. Slight tint on all windows. Matching Sparkling graphite wheels, 19 inch Alloys. To any football fans, 1 previous owner of this car who was Premiership player Shaun Wright Phillips. Immaculate Condition, Extremely well looked after, Ultimate Summer Car at very competitive price. Sale due to moving abroad. £27,495.
Very subtle, Shaun.