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Well, it’s official, Arshavin does not wear G-strings

Prefers a more gentlemanly underpant

Arshavin

The least surprising news of the day is that Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. Anyone with a functioning Gaydar pretty much twigged this information when they first noticed his impressive hip dancing. It’s a depressing truth, but “straights” have no real hip action to speak of. They’re just so stiff.

Elsewhere in the world, Arsenal’s pint-sized fashionista , Andrey Arshavin, has been answering more intrusive questions on his astonishingly good blog. You can enjoy some highlights of that after the jump…

1. From viktoruia
Hello, Andrey. It is very interesting to me – how many push-ups and pull-ups can you do? Thanks in advance.
Arshavin
: Ten pull-ups for sure, perhaps a little more. There is a better situation with push-ups. I can do a lot of them. I guess, one hundred at a time.

4. From yan4ik
What qualities do you value in people and what qualities do you consider unacceptable?
Arshavin
: Decency and honesty. I can’t stand flattery.

6. From SKALA
Andrey, do you believe in God, and if so how often do you go to church? Do you feel that God helps you in your life?
Arshavin
: I believe in God and it helps me. I go to church, but unfortunately, it happens very rarely, should do it more often…

9. From Yanusik
Andrey, how can one talk to you personally?
Arshavin
: Hi.

11. From puzzle
Sorry for such a tactless question but what color is your favorite underwear?
PS: Just answer me please even if this question has been asked before ‘cause I really need to know!
Arshavin
: I don’t have any particular men’s underwear color preferences. But one thing I can tell you for sure, you won’t find G-strings in my wardrobe :) ))

13. From STIM
Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?
Arshavin
: It’s unlikely; I’m a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.


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