West Ham make sponsorship deal with saucy knicker shop
Big Brother winner models new West Ham kit
UPDATE: Arf! Merry April Fool’s Day, everyone!
Any parents reading will know all about boundaries, and how certain information is not for children. Information such as the honest answer to questions like: ”Daddy/Mummy, who is Ann Summers?”
Well, you might answer, she’s a kind lady who makes lovely underpants for women. Why? Because she does. Why? Because women need underpants. Why? Because otherwise they might get cold. Why? Go to your room. Why? etc…
It’s a nightmare scenario, very much brought to life with news that West Ham have just signed a sponsorship deal with the manufacturers of crude undergarments and revolting sex toys.
As reported in the Daily Mail, the Hammers’ chairman, David Gold, owns the chain of kinky Ann Summers shops that pepper high streets around the country, and, as of next season, the name will be emblazoned on West Ham shirts, accompanied by flashes of womanly pink to make the female supporters feel special.
Ann Summers chief executive, Jacqueline Gold, said this:
“I am extremely happy with the cheeky pink addition to the claret and blue.”
“We feel it truly represents the large number of female fans who support West Ham.”
West Ham parents, prepare for some very awkward little chats.
4 responses so far
mizman // April 1, 2010 at 10:03 am
whats the date today?
Delboy Dublin // April 1, 2010 at 11:00 am
Nice try… it does make a measure of sense though, given they already look like tits in their current guise…
Tom // April 1, 2010 at 11:04 am
You did not seriously fall for that did you? Hahahahahaha.
robbo // April 1, 2010 at 4:37 pm
At least they will actually enjoy going down at the end of the season!!
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