Tops Off

Welcome back Newcastle! Welcome back toplessness!

Newcastle lass removes her bra

Newcastle Fan

For all that is thrilling and liberating about feeling the cool breeze on your naked chest during the middle of the day, most people manage to make it through their entire lives without exposing their nipples at a football match.

But, like a sexually uninhibited Frenchwoman casually removing her underpants to go swimming, Newcastle fans look all set to bring some wholly unnecessary toplessness back to the Premier League during the next campaign.

You can enjoy some of their finest moments of near-naked exhibitionism after the jump.   

Newcastle Fan

Newcastle Fan

Newcastle Fan

Newcastle Fan

And who could ever forget this guy?

Newcastle Fan

5 responses so far
  • Darkknight // April 6, 2010 at 11:06 am


  • epiblast // April 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    So why is it that you Brit call us Americans fat whilst you’ve got these herds of cattle grazing in the north?

  • Fucker // April 6, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    epiblast – these folk only exist in Newcastle. In America they are everywhere

  • Louie Louie Louie // April 6, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    Yeah…they “only” exist in Newcastle…I gues that officially makes the crowd in Leeds “hot muscular ripped six packy young fellas”

  • 10 rather famous celebrity football supporters | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    [...] Diet Coke drinker John McCririck is basically the exact mirror image of every single topless Newcastle supporter that you can think of, only clothed, sporting absolutely gargantuan sideburns, and wearing plenty [...]

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