Man City players get extremely metrosexual about it
“Joleon is wearing a coat… Kolo is wearing lemons on his feet”
Now, unlike our dungareed lesbian colleagues, The Spoiler doesn’t like to partake either of these two things: 1. The dark art of stereotyping. And 2. The Spoiler never EVER makes assumptions. Which is why today is making for a very rare day indeed, as an assumption has grown in the vast Spoiler offices that the Man City players were so put out – so damn angry – at their lack of representation on our recent football metrosexuals list, that they went so far as to put on a dreamy fashion show.
Now, of course, certain details – such as the show being part of the Fashion Kicks charity to raise funds for Macmillan Cancer Support – might suggest otherwise, but for one day only, assumption is king, and The Spoiler is sticking with it.
Above, you might notice Joleon Lescott and Kolo Toure ditching their usual wardrobe of football shirt and shorts in favour of something a little more dazzling from the latest Selfridges range. And after the jump, you can enjoy the work of male models, including: Patrick Vieira, Stephen Ireland, Shay Given, and Carlos Tevez.
“Shay is going to a Status Quo concert wearing moon boots… see how everyone laughs at him…”
“Adebayor and Toure are both wearing suits… Ireland has mixed up two different suits…”
“… and this is Patrick. He brought his own jeans.”