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Arsenal hand Cesc Fabregas a pocket pleaser, and more…

“I’ll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams”

Fabregas and Wenger

For those who deal exclusively in celebrity gossip and microscopic nipple sightings, it’s been a big day, one that will probably go down in history. A picture has hit various showbusiness desks of the singer/songwriter Beyonce in the grips of a minor wardrobe malfunction, in which at least a quarter of what looks like a woman’s nipple can just about be made out. Everyone, presumably, will be taking the rest of the day off. The story writes itself.

Meanwhile, over on the other side of the office, this wonderous private part has been universally ignored. Trumped by football. And here’s what we know today, thanks to the likes of The Sun, The Mirror, The Daily Mail etc…:

In a bid to keep the grabbing hands of Barcelona away from their captain, Arsenal have reportedly gifted Cesc Fabregas with a nice £3million pocket pleaser, and a pay rise to around £110,000/week – making him by far the biggest earner at the club. A “source” said this:

“Arsenal have been loyal to Fabregas and believe he will be loyal to them.”

Elsewhere at Arsenal, Robin van Persie has made his feelings known about Adebayor, by saying this:

“I don’t care about him because I’m just busy with my own team.”


And after a season of mostly lows, and very few highs, Rafa Benitez has once again decided to dangle the cruel carrot of hope in front of Liverpool fans, with these words:

“I think we can beat Atletico and be in the final and I think we can get three points in our last two games and have a chance to be in the top four.”

Oh, come on Rafa! Now you’re just being mean.

2 responses so far
  • Tim // April 26, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    This “story” was broken at — quality sources there.

  • jean guy kekette // April 28, 2010 at 4:03 am

    look I dont usually indulge in the ‘older distinguished french gentleman seduces young and fit boys to leave home to move away with him’ storylines that gunner haters revel in but that is one creepy looking picture.

    All you need is Herbert the perverts’s whistling drawl from Family Guy to complete this mental picture.

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