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Ronaldo won’t be at Real forever, suggests Ronaldo

Eats, shoots, and leaves

Cristiano Ronaldo

Clearly modeling himself on some kind of one-man A-Team, Cristiano Ronaldo prefers not to become too attached to a club, instead choosing to swoop in, win all the big prizes, make love to the prettiest local women, then ride off into the sunset after delivering a smooth parting shot about his work here being done.

Or so it seems.

As reported in today’s Mirror, the oily legged Real Madrid man said this:

 ”Football is all about cycles.”

“I believe that you are in teams for cycles.”

“If you have already won everything with a team you have to change and that’s what happened to me with United.”

“I wanted a different football and different goals and I am very happy to have taken this decision.”

“Alex Ferguson understood my decision. I continue to talk to him.”

“I spent several years wanting to play in Madrid. But I don’t see myself here at 40.”

“You are in teams for cycles.”

Yeah, you’ve said that bit already, Ronny.

4 responses so far
  • Cristiano Ronaldo // April 28, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    I think I will move to a smaller team in the future. Ever since I was a little Ronaldo I always wanted to with the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy

  • Cristiano Ronaldo // April 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    of course I meant WIN the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy. This must be the first mistake I have ever made in my life.

    Actually the second. The first one was called Paris Hilton.

  • Kaka // April 29, 2010 at 9:05 am

    I thought we were bro’s for life!?

    How could you leave me

  • Cristiano Ronaldo // April 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    Look Rico, I didn’t want to have to do this on here but all your religious stuff is creeping me out okay.

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