Ronaldo won’t be at Real forever, suggests Ronaldo
Eats, shoots, and leaves
Clearly modeling himself on some kind of one-man A-Team, Cristiano Ronaldo prefers not to become too attached to a club, instead choosing to swoop in, win all the big prizes, make love to the prettiest local women, then ride off into the sunset after delivering a smooth parting shot about his work here being done.
Or so it seems.
As reported in today’s Mirror, the oily legged Real Madrid man said this:
”Football is all about cycles.”
“I believe that you are in teams for cycles.”
“If you have already won everything with a team you have to change and that’s what happened to me with United.”
“I wanted a different football and different goals and I am very happy to have taken this decision.”
“Alex Ferguson understood my decision. I continue to talk to him.”
“I spent several years wanting to play in Madrid. But I don’t see myself here at 40.”
“You are in teams for cycles.”
Yeah, you’ve said that bit already, Ronny.
4 responses so far
Cristiano Ronaldo // April 28, 2010 at 4:26 pm
I think I will move to a smaller team in the future. Ever since I was a little Ronaldo I always wanted to with the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy
Cristiano Ronaldo // April 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm
of course I meant WIN the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy. This must be the first mistake I have ever made in my life.
Actually the second. The first one was called Paris Hilton.
Kaka // April 29, 2010 at 9:05 am
I thought we were bro’s for life!?
How could you leave me
Cristiano Ronaldo // April 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Look Rico, I didn’t want to have to do this on here but all your religious stuff is creeping me out okay.
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