Rooney’s better, Fergie trusts Liverpool, and Bux’s legs…
One of these women has very tanned legs!
Fans of urgent showbusiness news will be in a stunned silence for the rest of the afternoon after photographs have appeared of Danielle Bux enjoying a night out with her husband, Gary Lineker. Why so stunned? Because her legs are REALLY TANNED. Legs that tanned haven’t been seen on these shores since, well, ever since Gary Lineker retired from football. However, unlike Gary’s, hers didn’t appear to be all oily, as if she’d spent a few long minutes smearing them in lotion before going out.
Anyway, that’s the big news out of the way. Here’s what we’ve picked up elsewhere (thanks to the likes of The Sun, The Daily Mirror, The Mail etc…):
It’s a double bill of Wayne Rooney news, with one report declaring that he should be fit to play football at the weekend. And another detailing how he looks set to pocket £500,000 from a single night’s work, by participating in some kind of gladiatorial football skills competition against people like Cristiano Ronaldo. Should be interesting.
In other Man United news, Sir Alex Ferguson is feeling confident that Liverpool won’t put one over on his team, by casually hoofing the ball into their own net against Chelsea on Sunday. He said this:
“Great clubs don’t throw their history and traditions away for one game.”
And there’s great news for Arsenal fans: apparently, you’re going to win the title next year. Seriously. Wenger said this:
“The squad is convinced we have a strong chance next year.”
That’s that, then.
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