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Humiliation for Sol Campbell – Capello fancies Carragher

Carragher - a little tease

Carragher

Only last week, Sol Campbell went on record to say that he was ready, very willing, and enormously able to help out in the World Cup, should Capello be looking for old heads to steady the England defence.

But, as anyone who has ever played the dating game knows, nothing turns a man off quite like having it on a plate. Hence, Capello has opted to find his head-rush elsewhere, and is reportedly keen to chase the arch seductress, Jamie Carragher, instead.

To continue the dating analogy, Capello has also been winking online at Bobby Zamora, Darren Bent, and Owen Hargreaves. But Carragher is still the one he really wants to bed.

Metaphorically speaking.


2 responses so far
  • The Voice of Reason // May 10, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    I think the responsible thing to do here is say:

    OH HELLS NO!

  • sheimo // May 10, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    The following equations apply to this story:

    Carra > (Upson, Campbell, Dawson)

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