World Cup Fever

Defoe’s not been playing very well, suggests Redknapp

Defoe – peacocking?


For all of the perks, now would not be a good time to be the wife or girlfriend of an England footballer. Normally so pampered, treated like a little princess with pretend bosoms, but if there was ever a time to get the hell out of the house to have your hair re-ironed and your legs smeared in expensive tanning Marmite, then this, ladies, is it. Your husband/boyfriend will be of little use until the squads are announced.

One man, in particular, will be far too preoccupied to nourish the sensual wants of whichever glorious piece of meat he happens to be rogering these days – and that man is Jermain Defoe.

After such a heady start to the season, the Tottenham man has rather dipped in form during the run up to the World Cup. So much so, that even his biggest fan, Henry Redknapp, has said this (as reported in the Daily Mail):

“I wanted more from him than what he was giving me. His form’s not been so good lately.”

Well, that’ll ease those nerves… ahem, NOT.

Could Defoe be in trouble?   

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