News just in – Scholes could yet make the World Cup squad!
Another kick in the goolies for Joe Cole from these guys
Of course, the annoying thing about these England World Cup squad rumours is that come this afternoon, there might yet be great big oozing gloops of egg all over The Spoiler’s collective handsome face. But, bugger it, these are exciting times for football, and the latest nugget is a corker.
After seemingly talking Carragher out of retirement, it seems that Capello’s God complex has convinced him that even Paul Scholes – who, by the way, means goals – wouldn’t be able to resist his Italian powers of persuasion.
The ginger martial artist, as he’s known, hasn’t played international football since 2004, but the growing whisper (mainly from The Mirror) is that he will be performing a move now known as “the classic Carragher” in just a matter of hours.
Joe Cole must be feeling great about this tittle-tattle.