Spoiler

And West Ham’s new boss is…. Avram Grant!

Oil up your hands, West Ham masseuses!

Every single damn day, The Spoiler inbox slowly fills up, often in the manner of a leaking sewage pipe monotonously oozing into a wheelie bin. Come 5pm, the thing is brimming, leaving some poor sod with the ungodly job of getting shoulder’s deep and sifting around for shiny golden nuggets.

Well, today’s sparkling gem came sooner than expected, with these intriguing words:

“No idea if this is any use for The Spoiler, but I understand that Grant to West Ham is a done deal.”

Oh, it’s of use - you heard it here first, Spoiler readers!

• Avram Grant
• new West Ham Manager
• Portsmouth
• West Ham