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Chelsea and Man City use mind games to tempt Torres

Dream partnership?

Torres and Drogba 

There will, of course, be much speculation over the summer as to where Fernando Torres might end up, and at the moment, the choices seem to be forking out in four directions. One option would be to stay at Liverpool, which isn’t totally out of the question. But a hunch suggests that he’ll be off.

If it’s true that Barcelona are keen to rid of Ibrahimovic, he could go there. But the current front runners appear to be the robed gentlemen of Man City, or the gazillionaire from Russia who pulls the strings at Chelsea. As reported in today’s Daily Mirror and Daily Mail, both factions have been playing tricks of the mind to seduce their man.

In the case of Chelsea, star player Dider Drogba has been overheard dangling verbal carrots – and, by the way, what a front pair those two would make! He said this:

“I have heard the talk about Torres maybe coming in and I would welcome it, of course.”

“Every time there is a new player coming here it’s making the club bigger and giving us a lot of strength.”

“If there is a chance for him to come he will be welcome because any help is welcome!”

Whilst over in Manchester, where the skies look like wonderful charcoal, Roberto Mancini has been working on finding a silver lining for his depressing season, with which to woo the Spaniard:

“I always preferred to win with a club that hasn’t won for many years.”

“When you choose a club where you are trying to change the history, it is good for a player and manager.”

Clever. Very clever.

Now, for no reason whatsoever, here’s Abba!


9 responses so far
  • fernando torres // May 13, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Im not going anywhere goys honestly!

  • Didier Drogba // May 13, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Come Fernando! Join us otherwise it’s a f**king disgrace!

  • JT // May 13, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Owrite do it nando its proper pucka ova ere!

  • Salomon Kalou // May 13, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    I’m taking me shirt off

  • Ashley Cole // May 14, 2010 at 9:02 am

    I’m taking my shirt off too Salomon, come join me in showers.

  • jamie carragher // May 14, 2010 at 10:04 am

    do u have a place for me too? i need a better team

  • Mint // May 14, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    What a steaming pile of dog jizz this site is. Unmoderated comments from Manure and Chelski muppets and lazy writing based on tabloid hyperbole and little else.

    Kudos, Spoiler.

  • Josh Burt // May 14, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Which is why we have an average of 12 unique users a day. The chap who used to edit the site knew what he was doing. I’m kind of making it up as I go along

  • JamJam // January 31, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Well well well well well….. isn’t this a turn up for the books now…… Torres to Chelsea doesn’t seem to be far away now does it???

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