Oh great, that meanie Diego Forlan made Lily Allen cry
Allen – with ker-razy pink hair!
If you need a little memory jog, Lily Allen is Kieth Allen’s little girl – the one who sings profound songs about normal things, like drinking a mug of PG Tips, or laughing at the size of her boyfriend’s penis. Basically she’s harmless. You wouldn’t want to make her cry.
Hence, the sad news today is that Diego Forlan did exactly that. He scored a goal, and the tears flowed from Allen’s eyes like champagne at a 1980s prawn cocktail followed by sex party.
As reported in today’s Daily Mail:
Fulham fan Allen, who was with her grandad, burst into tears when Diego Forlan netted late on.
What a bastard.