Comments on: Oh great, that meanie Diego Forlan made Lily Allen cry

By: Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods — Fri, 14 May 2010 08:54:57 +0000

I already treated her rough, threw her around, spanked and slapped her with my 9 iron

By: Vernon Kay

Vernon Kay — Thu, 13 May 2010 20:38:28 +0000

Ashley, I’ve sent my pics as well. iv got unlimited text

By: Vágner Love

Vágner Love — Thu, 13 May 2010 18:16:01 +0000

I fuck her

By: Ashley Cole

Ashley Cole — Thu, 13 May 2010 16:26:54 +0000

I’ve already sent her pics of me pantless

By: John Terry

John Terry — Thu, 13 May 2010 13:11:36 +0000

Sorry Wayne, got to her first. She just prefers Terrys

By: Fuzzy Pin

Fuzzy Pin — Thu, 13 May 2010 12:03:30 +0000

Forlan played for United?? I always thought it was just Sally Gunnell heading in a new career direction….

By: Wayne Bridge

Wayne Bridge — Thu, 13 May 2010 11:19:37 +0000

I’m lonely. I will consol her

By: Phil

Phil — Thu, 13 May 2010 09:31:36 +0000

On another Forlan note, when talking of Altetico and THEIR goalscorer, why do the media persistently refer to him as ‘ex-Man-Utd striker Forlan’? FFS sake, he left Utd, 6, yes 6 years ago. Why can he not just be referred to correctly as ‘Madrid striker Forlan’? God, it annoys me.

Anyway, was willing Fulham all the way last night, corageous, brave performance, well done to them and all their travelling fans… Better luck next time!