Cross Dressing

Drogba provides tabloids with great punning material

Look, he’s got a bra on!

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Visit any tabloid office in the country, and it’ll soon become apparent that the headline is king. Yes, the articles themselves are quite important, but without some startling words in bold to draw the punters in, these things would never get read.

Hence, the man hours spent watching men in shirts wandering around the office impatiently muttering impossible puns to themselves can enter quite staggering proportions.

So, thank Christ for thoughtful news fodder like Didier Drogba, who saved the nation’s more tacky scribes a good twenty minutes or so by popping on some stray lingerie during the Chelsea celebrations, essentially writing the headline himself.

“Didier Drog-bra” .

Take the rest of the morning off, gents.


5 responses so far
  • Ashley Cole // May 17, 2010 at 10:16 am

    It’s a good thing he didn’t steal my thong

  • Cheryl Cole // May 17, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    why? (rest of comment removed for being TOO RUDE)

  • nick // May 18, 2010 at 8:11 am

    I can’t believe that you removed the rest of my comment.. not too rude surely? This is the internet.. nothing is too rude :)

  • JoshBurt // May 18, 2010 at 9:00 am

    It was a bit rude Nick… for this snug little corner of the internet anyway. We just need to draw the line somewhere, but please don’t let that put you off posting comments… just make them a little less revolting next time! :)

  • nick // May 18, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    I consider myself chastised =)

    I promise not to mention plugs, the type which you don’t put in electrical sockets, ever again.

    Great site btw.

    Nick

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