Drogba provides tabloids with great punning material
Look, he’s got a bra on!
Visit any tabloid office in the country, and it’ll soon become apparent that the headline is king. Yes, the articles themselves are quite important, but without some startling words in bold to draw the punters in, these things would never get read.
Hence, the man hours spent watching men in shirts wandering around the office impatiently muttering impossible puns to themselves can enter quite staggering proportions.
So, thank Christ for thoughtful news fodder like Didier Drogba, who saved the nation’s more tacky scribes a good twenty minutes or so by popping on some stray lingerie during the Chelsea celebrations, essentially writing the headline himself.
“Didier Drog-bra” .
Take the rest of the morning off, gents.