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Footballer’s snazzy house – can you guess the owner?

This is the rear…

Footballer house

For those of you wondering exactly what £100,000/week might buy you, then this should give you an idea.

It’s a footballer’s house that’s just been put up for sale. Take a virtual tour after the jump, and if you think that you know who this mystery footballer might be, do feel free to pipe up in the comments section…

The FRONT of the house

Footballer house

The full frontal. Notice how big the garage is. It’s probably bigger than your entire house.

The hallway

Footballer house

Ahh, the shiny walk-in area. The first thing to assault your eyes on the way in. Those floors look dangerous, don’t they? Perhaps wear some shoes with a decent grip.

The swimming pool

Footballer house

This is the view from one end of the pool. On a good day, that jacuzzi at the other end should be littered with beautiful local men and women, splashing around, having a bit of a drink and a sing-song.

The stairs


Welcome to THE STAIRS. Note how they come with railings attached? Those are to stop you from falling over and doing yourself one heck of a mischief. Health and Safety also insists on them.



In the mood for the cinema, but can’t be bothered to get dressed? No problem! The house comes with its own cinema, and a PIANO! Ideal for watching films like Leaving Las Vegas, or Milk. To name but two.

The kitchen

Footballer house

The kitchen comes complete with an impossible-to-shift counter in the middle. Thankfully, this thing looks excellent just where it is.

The lounges/dining rooms


Fancy looking at four rooms at once? Then, great news, you’re in luck. The above collage features two rooms where you can just kick back, get comfy, and play a bit of Pro Evo. And another two – one is the food eating area (in the corner of the kitchen), and the other is the dining room. A dining room?? How lah-dih-dah of you. 

The pool/shower room


Who’s up for getting wet and wild? Everyone is, of course. And where better than in a luxury swimming pool? It’s full of water all year round, and you can wash away the chemicals that are stinging your eyes in a magnificent his-and-hers shower room. Oops, did someone drop the soap?

The gym/games room


Of course, all young men like two things – the stategic mind game, Snooker. And crunching those abs. This house comes complete with a really sexy gym, and a games room. Notice how there are TWO drum kits at one end of the room? That’s a little doff of the cap to the glam rockers of old. Probably.

The bedrooms and bathrooms


So to the more sensual areas of the house – out of bounds to guests. That’s right, it’s the wonderful bed and bathrooms. The bedrooms are decked out with wooden floorboards which have yet to be carpeted, whilst the bathrooms are oily under foot. You might be wise to wear some slippers!

And that’s your lot – get the hell out of this crib! Can you guess who’s put it on the market?

41 responses so far
  • Le Gaffer // May 18, 2010 at 3:41 pm


  • Nutter // May 18, 2010 at 3:52 pm


  • Tom // May 18, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    Stevie G

  • ben // May 18, 2010 at 3:53 pm


  • matt // May 18, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    blatantly a liverpool player.

    mascherano or torres

  • mustard // May 18, 2010 at 3:54 pm


  • mustard // May 18, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    could it be babel?

  • mustard // May 18, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    daniel agger?

  • ElNino9 // May 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    It’s Carragher’s house. He’s been trying to sell it for a while – apparantly he wants to move to a bigger house.
    Definitely not Stevie’s or Torres’.

  • mustard // May 18, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    what about ngog – I bet it’s ngog.

    Do I win a prize?

  • Le Gaffer // May 18, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    I’m really bad. I didn’t even bother to read that it was in Merseyside !

    I say Stevie G then

  • nataly // May 18, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Steven gerrrard i believe

  • Scotian // May 18, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Got no clue. But from the comments, it should be some guy rumoured to get into man-love and kind of injury prone…

  • JamJam // May 18, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Look at the kits on the wall, I think it could be Emile Heskey.

  • ElNino9 // May 18, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    It’s not Torres’ house, there are pictures of his house in his autobiography and it looks nothing like this.
    Also, not Stevie’s…seen his house in magazines and a documentary – he has personalised doors of the Champs League final 2005 and the kitchen is completely different!

  • jamjamus // May 18, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    it cara’s house !!!

  • Bria // May 18, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    it Arshavin’s house!!!

  • Chris // May 18, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Carra’s pad for sure.

  • Bria // May 18, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    didn’t know it was on merseyside!!!
    in that case i’ll say that it is……….wat the heck……i’ll say it is rafa’s!!!!

  • Nutter // May 18, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    There’s not much sign of anyone living there actually – I think it’s some sort of show home

  • John // May 18, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    I know its not Stevie G’s…seen pics of that one.

    It could be Mashcerano or aggar?

  • Claire // May 18, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Looks like Stevie’s house. At least, it looks like the one in the TV documentary of him…

  • Kieran // May 18, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    It’s michael owens house.

  • Dante // May 18, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Its Carra’s house!!

  • Greta // May 18, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    It’s Hyypia’s. It’s been on the market for a year.

  • Ira // May 18, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    Sami Hyypia’s house.

  • anahi // May 19, 2010 at 4:35 am

    its cristiano ronaldo’s houseeeee its the house he had in manchester!!!!and now it’s on the market ’cause he is madrid :(

  • sisterIT_LFC // May 19, 2010 at 5:07 am

    And the answer is???
    Whose house is it then?

  • Beachball // May 19, 2010 at 11:02 am

    It’s mine…I’ve found that life in Liverpool is harder than it used to be.

  • Delboy Dublin // May 19, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Are you sure it’s in Liverpool?… I don’t see any burglars in any of those pictures…

  • Dom // May 19, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Deffo not Carra’s house.

  • Davylpool // May 19, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    It’s deffinatly Carra’s house I live in blundelsands where this is and know it’s his house, Gerrard lives on Victoria Road formby

  • abbeyxo // May 19, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    its carraghers without a doubt
    stevie lives in formby
    torres lives in woolton

  • TonySt. // May 21, 2010 at 2:15 am

    It’s definitely not Cesc’s house. He lives in a duplex!!!

  • Paul Kelly // May 21, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    It’s not a footballer’s house. It’s a businessman from Liverpool who’s surname is Grant. The guy is some sort of double glazing boss & runs a massive taxi company in Liverpool. It looks a little like Gerrard’s but it’s not even in the same area. It’s not Carra’s (same area, different street). Nor is it Hyypia’s – Hyypia’s house was same street as Gerrard (Victoria Road). This isn’t. Think about it…. why would a Liverpool player have framed Liverpool shirts on his wall? It’s just a very rich fans house.

  • David_LFC // May 22, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I live near Blundellsands but don’t know who owns this house. What I do know for a fact is it’s not Carra’s house. He lives on Warren Road. I’ve seen him going in lots of times. This house pictured here is on Hall Road East. Gerrard lives in Formby, not Blundellsands., although he did used to live in a gated road (Briarwood) off Hall Road East, Blundellsands a few years ago. Someone suggested Rafa, but I know where he lives in Caldy, Wirral, so it’s not his either. It doesn’t belong t0 any of the people quoted here so far. I’m led to believe that it’ doesn’t actually belong to a footballer at all. I could be wrong though. It’s struggling to sell, too. They’ve recently knocked £300,000 off the original £3.6 million price tag.

  • westgate13 // May 24, 2010 at 5:54 am


  • Dave the rave // May 29, 2010 at 7:15 am

    It’s mine, an if ya wanna come rarnd forra bevvy go for it. The intercom on the gate isn’t wirkin, so just throw some stones at me windas an I’ll cum out. Ya beaut.

  • Amirah // June 23, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    It’s Steven Gerrard’s. I’ve seen pictures of it on YouTube.

  • davylpool // June 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Its not gerrards ya bellend its not even in the same area that he lives in, and the house looks fuck all like his. Tosser.

  • Major // June 23, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    Glen Johnson’s just bought it

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