Transfer Talk

Real want Wazza and Steven G, and movement at Barca…

Get used to wearing white, lads

Rooney and Gerrard

When there’s a World Cup on, it’s easy to forget that the planet is still spinning on its axis, and other business never really stops. Some of you might not have noticed, but Big Brother has entered its final year, and, as things stand, The Spoiler wants the dairy maid to win. Plus, its been work-as-usual on the transfer market.

Here’s what we know that to the likes of The Ooh-Ah Daily Star, The Daily Mail, The Guardian and the rest…

Real Madrid are going all out to re-introduce a little bit of English sophistication to their ranks, by reuniting Wayne Rooney with Cristiano Ronaldo, and Steven Gerrard with his old pal Alonso. Whispers suggest that they’ve put aside £110million for the pair, with a whopping £80million intended for the impressively podgy Rooney thumb print.

Meanwhile, in an almost exactly-the-opposite move, word has it that the Barcelona revolving door will soon be clattering off its hinges, with the heavyweight exits of both Yaya Toure and Dani Alves. Both men are rumoured to be swapping their small plates of garlic prawns and potatoes in tomato sauce, for the culinary delights of Manchester. Specifically those found at Manchester City. Chips and curry sauce?

And in other news, Argentina legend Riquelme looks set to mirror Tevez and Mascherano by pointlessly joining West Ham, and Man United might yet sell Vidic to Real Madrid, so long as Karim Benzema makes up part of the loot.

That is all. 

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