Classy Gentleman

Cristiano Ronaldo expresses himself via spitting

Walk, walk, and then spit… textbook

Three things that every modern professional footballer needs – skills, a wonderfully imaginative hairdresser, and the ability to spit well.

Whereas most people are so unaccustomed to spitting that when they do little flecks spray in every direction, followed by an awkward bubbling stringy bit that somehow ends up dangling from your chin, footballers have made it into an art form.

Skills, hair, spit – Cristiano Ronaldo has got the lot. As he proved last night, by allowing a cameraman to film a short demonstration of how to correctly drain your mouth of surplus saliva/phlegm. Take note kids.

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