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Oh sweet baby Moses, G. Neville is becoming a pundit


Jeff Stelling 

Here’s an old saying from around the way: “don’t worry, mate, could be worse – Gary Neville could be a pundit”. At which point you chuckle, hug your wise friend, and continue to mourn in silence.

But guess what’s just happened? According to Goaly Moly, the world’s best Christian Bale in The Machinist lookalike is considering hanging up his Man United football plimsoles in favour of a job as a droning partially-bearded Sky Sports pundit.

Oh well, could be worse – Alan Shearer could be rendered a mute.

3 responses so far
  • Piz Palu // June 30, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    hahaha hilarious mate spot on there

  • Piz Palu // June 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    hahaha hilarious mate spot onm there

  • Luke Rowe // July 1, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    I’ve seen him before, a couple of years ago.

    refreshingly honest if I remember… blunt northern style

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