Transfer Rumour

Chelsea rumoured to be ridding themselves of JT

Honeymoon’s over, so they say

John Terry and Roman Abramovich 

Once again, The Spoiler has received some very interesting information from the various squirrels that roam the country, listening in on football boardroom meetings, spending their evenings alone in bars drinking to forget, before getting free sex from a sympathetic prostitute.

Anyway, today’s whopper is this: Chelsea honchos want rid of John Terry, and will flog him to the highest bidder.

The whisper on the grapevine is that, not unlike Capello, Roman Abramovich has grown rather tired of JT’s bloated sense of self-importance, and curious habit of sticking his nose into other people’s business (or girlfriends), so will now listen to offers for Mr Chelsea.

The boardroom were apparently hoping that their skipper would shower himself in glory during the World Cup to boost his worth, but aside from the time that he lurched around in the box like a man desperately attempting to exit a sleeping bag, it didn’t quite happen.

Of course, rubbish World Cup or not, nothing seems capable of preventing the robed men from Man City splattering money around when there’s talk of a “marquee signing”.

Or might a certain Senor Mourinho suddenly appear from the shadows, promising small plates of garlic prawns, and free membership to Cristiano Ronaldo’s Tuesday night sex entourage?

Chelsea fans, you have been warned.  


5 responses so far
  • Bishopville Red // June 30, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    I can think of 40 million reasons why they’re a year late selling this stiff.

  • paul leftey // June 30, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    the rubbish rumors begin.

  • Abul I // June 30, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    With Alex and Ivanovic in the centre of defense. Who needs Terry.

  • Rohit // June 30, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    WTF.. This is all crap. The newsmakers, go die somewhere. All bullshit here.

  • John // June 30, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    I really don’t like reading it at first, but if they get a boat load of money for him, then lets go and buy a few players with it…or Torres?

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