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Donovan – will he call his child “Everton”?

Landon Donovan

For footballers, a World Cup represents many things. Notably the chance to play in front of millions of people, an opportunity to gatecrash the history books. And were you to follow that list all the way to the end, you’d find that the World Cup also distracts everyone from the frenzied intercourse that presumably takes place in between matches.

Unfortunately, footballers, there is no World Cup today, so the glaring microscopes have once again turned to naked matters of the having it off variety.

Firstly, as reported on Goaly Moly, it seems that Landon Donovan performed a one-man behavioural reenactment of a US serviceman during the war whilst he was at Everton, leaving what we presume was a kindly Northern milk maid allegedly up the duff.

Very much to his credit, Landon Donovan said this on the matter:

“I was informed of the possibility [of a pregnancy] during the World Cup, and if I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support.”

And, elsewhere in the world, an ever-increasing rumble can be overheard concerning a certain person, who may or may not have got his/her wife/husband’s sister/brother pregnant.

You know who you are.

2 responses so far
  • John Swaine // July 1, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    That rumour about Gevie Stee is surely total crap. The way I read it, it implies that he did the nasty with someone who doesn’t actually exist.

  • David Wyke // July 2, 2010 at 8:32 am

    Ahhh good old footballers haha, Downing got Woodgates’ sister up the duff and there was a bit of fall out from it, that’s supposedly why Downing plumped for Villa instead of Spurs.

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