Uh oh, more football sex, more pregnant ladies… allegedly
Donovan – will he call his child “Everton”?
For footballers, a World Cup represents many things. Notably the chance to play in front of millions of people, an opportunity to gatecrash the history books. And were you to follow that list all the way to the end, you’d find that the World Cup also distracts everyone from the frenzied intercourse that presumably takes place in between matches.
Unfortunately, footballers, there is no World Cup today, so the glaring microscopes have once again turned to naked matters of the having it off variety.
Firstly, as reported on Goaly Moly, it seems that Landon Donovan performed a one-man behavioural reenactment of a US serviceman during the war whilst he was at Everton, leaving what we presume was a kindly Northern milk maid allegedly up the duff.
Very much to his credit, Landon Donovan said this on the matter:
“I was informed of the possibility [of a pregnancy] during the World Cup, and if I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support.”
And, elsewhere in the world, an ever-increasing rumble can be overheard concerning a certain person, who may or may not have got his/her wife/husband’s sister/brother pregnant.
You know who you are.