OMFG! A wedding!

Wesley Sneijder marries Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen

Oh God! They’re beautiful!

Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen and Wesley Sneijder

It’s not often that The Spoiler gets the chance to get all OK! Magazine about it, so if this short piece about a man marrying a woman reads a little bit strained, you know why. How much can you honestly say about the greatest day of a stranger’s life?

Well, let’s see…

It was probably a lovely day in Tuscany this weekend, when Holland’s dinky little superstar, Wesley Sneijder, further proved that footballers marry better looking women than milkmen or male nurses do.

Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen and Wesley Sneijder

His former-girlfriend, one-time bride, and now-wife is the poetically-named Dutch actress/presenter/model, Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen, who is kind of like Holland’s equivalent of one of those beautiful large breasted girls from the Russ Meyer inspired UK drama series, Hollyoaks.

By the looks of things, the couple had a wonderful day – him in either a small gentleman’s suit, or a large one from Gap Kids, her wearing the traditional white marrying robes that are expected of Dutch women.

At one point, they even opened a cake box to find a white crow polishing things off! Naughty birdie.

Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen and Wesley Sneijder

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wesley Cabau van Kasbergen Sneijder. May you both be happy and in love for many many years to come.

Now wipe away those tears, Spoiler readers, there is only more wedding piece promised today. More about THAT in a bit. 

Now here’s the former Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen taking her top off to scare old people…


1 response so far
  • Missy // July 20, 2010 at 12:12 am

    Fire the photographer! Ack. What hideous photos. I’m sure Yolanthe is beautiful…but I’m too distracted by her rat’s nest of a hair-do to see it. (Doesn’t help either that she has to scrunch down so that her head appears in the same frame as Wesley’s.)

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