A lovely boat

Gerard Pique enjoys a wonderful summer holiday

Oh God! They’re on a boat!

Gerard Pique

Site regulars might have noticed a new dimension to The Spoiler in recent days. The hard hitting news is still there, so is the informative football analysis. But there’s something else. Something womanly.

Well, friends, that’s because someone left a copy of OK! in the office, and it was just too inspiring not to rip off. So, in light of Sneijder’s marriage, and Longoria playing footie, today we join Gerard Pique on a boat!

And not just any old boat – this one looks like a yacht.

Gerard Pique

Holiday fans will know exactly what Pique is up to here – here’s letting off steam, and having the time of his damn life in the Balearic Islands.

Like all footballers, Gerard has his entourage with him – which presumably includes some choice friends who liked him even before he won the World Cup, and some girls who were picked up in a local bar.

Perhaps one of Gerard’s pals bought one of them a flirtatious shot of Aftershock and pointed to Pique raising his glass from the other side of the bar.

Perhaps they met on one of those hilarious banana boats. Or perhaps they were all lovers already. No one knows.

Gerard Pique

Whatever the case, Gerard would be wise to suggest that they peruse the bigger sizes when bikini shopping in future. That can’t be hygienic.

9 responses so far
  • Graham // July 21, 2010 at 10:18 am

    More womanly blogs please!

  • Missy // July 21, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Why is it…that with all the girls around…Gerard doesn’t seem to notice them? In the top photo…with all the guys looking at the girls…Gerard is looking at the guys. In the middle photo…he’s up front with the guys. And in the last photo…he’s physically touching a guy…leaving the chubby one with all the girls.

    Maybe Zlatan can shed some light on this for me.

  • JamRag // July 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    It’d be great being one of Gerards hangers on – no trouble getting endless swarms of hot bodied vacuous bimbos to party onboard his yacht with, and whilst he’s being a big gay with his chums, I could be below deck buried in as much Mediterranean minge as I could manage.

  • sweety // July 21, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    is the other guy cesc fabregas?

  • Brad // July 22, 2010 at 2:29 am

    No wonder he doesn’t look interested in women.

    Pique has being caught being ‘too friendly’ (is there a kiss?) with a male friend in Ibiza:


  • hey // July 22, 2010 at 8:36 am

    okey loosers, you dont know anything…
    gerard pique is not gay… the boy he was kisssing is his brother!!!!!!! and hes not into these girls because he has a girlfriend!!!

  • uhhh! // July 22, 2010 at 11:25 am

    i think the chubby guy is the cutest thing ive ever seen on a boat!!!!! omg!!! hes probably the hottest of gerards friends!!!! ;)!

  • To hey // July 22, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    The boy Gerard is kissing is not his brother Marc. And the “girlfriend”/beard is MIA since months ago.

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