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Pictures of John Heitinga’s lovely wedding day

Oh God! That’s gorgeous!

Heitinga wedding

Is there any better way to get over World Cup final red card heartbreak than by marrying Bolo Zenden’s sister? It’s the age-old question.

Unfortunately, unless you happen to be John Heitinga of “World Cup final red card and then marrying Bolo Zenden’s sister” fame, you’re probably in no position to answer it.

That’s right, The Spoiler is persisting with these daily homages to OK! Magazine - today by celebrating a lovely football wedding.

Heitinga wedding

The Everton hardman showed his softer side by putting on a white suit, and marrying Charlotte-Sophie “Bolo’s sister” Zenden on a beach in Ibiza, whilst clubbers on the other side of the island presumably necked recreational drugs and headed off to watch people having sex at Manumission.

Yet, even knowing all about the presumed filth taking place just a few miles up the road, everyone somehow managed to knuckle down, and enjoy a textbook wedding day.

Cake was eaten, the sun obediently went down at about dusk, providing a very romantic sunset.

Heitinga wedding

Rather hilariously, earlier that day, John had been hanging around tops-off and drinking alcoholic fresh orange juices with a few of his mates, including Bolo Zenden – brother of Charlotte-Sophie.


2 responses so far
  • JamRag // July 22, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    In the first picture the newly Mrs Heitinga bares a resemblance to the smoking-hot freak-lover Abbey Clancy. The second picture she looks more like Sally Lindsay, the moomin-faced actress who played Shelley the barmaid in Coronation Street.

  • randomsausage // July 22, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Nice that the Amsterdam gay men’s choir turned up for the pre-nuptial drinkies.

    Though as The Seinfeld reminds us: “not that there’s anything wrong with that”.

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