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The truth about John Terry and Steven Gerrard REVEALED

England love triangle?

Rooney Terry Gerrard

As pointed out many times, The Spoiler is very well connected, with a mob of secret squirrels all over the country, listening through boardroom walls with mini-pint jugs pressed to their ears, smoking endless cigarellos.

Today, The Spoiler’s top squirrel has filed a report regarding the truth behind England’s so-called “rifts” during the World Cup.

Much was made about JT and Steven G not quite seeing eye-to-eye, but according to our furry little pal, there wasn’t a massive feud, although they’re in no danger of falling in love any time soon.

If anything, their only point of contention came from Wayne Rooney going from being BFF’s with Steven G, to cuddling up to JT.

Apparently the pair were drawn together by a shared love – of what, it’s no one’s business to say. It could be a shared love of Renaissance architecture, or playing dominoes, or the poems of Keats.

Oh, and apparently, Capello’s English isn’t just bad, it’s absolutely horrible. 

15 responses so far
  • bob // July 22, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Fuck rooney and fuck terry there both shite

    GERRARD the best in the world

  • JJ // July 22, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Bob quote

    ‘F**k rooney and f**k terry there both shite

    GERRARD the best in the world’

    Excellent use of grammar Bob!
    It’s their NOT there.

    Oh dear!

  • Ed // July 22, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Actually, its they’re. If you’re going to try and be all pedantic about it, get it right.

  • Zarch // July 22, 2010 at 1:01 pm


  • shay // July 22, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    GERRARD best in the world may not be incorrect English, but it is incorrect!

  • BM // July 22, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Well connected? Like when you throw out stuff like this? http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2010/06/29/uh-oh-gerrard-to-real-is-totally-in-the-bag-as-well

    How’d that work out?

  • JoshBurt // July 22, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    Now you’re just being mean, BM

  • DaveCorleone // July 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    JJ if you are going to critique someone’s grammar it is incumbent upon you to get it right. It’s ‘they’re’ not ‘there’ or ‘their’.

    Gerrard’s finished, JT never started and Rooney was carrying a knock into the WC as well as the expectations of a deluded footballing public

  • Anisha // July 22, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Hahahaha JJ if you’re going to be a douche at least do it properly :P

  • Anisha // July 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    And oh, if Rooney would rather have Terry over Gerrard, then it’s his loss. It won’t be long before Terry screws him over, in any case.

  • Ed // July 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    DaveCorleone, if you’re going to critique someone’s critique, then please note that it had already been critiqued. Thank-you.

    P.S, Gerrard is well shit… bruv.

  • JamRag // July 22, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Whatever, Yeah I know because there was this whole fing right ’cause I was down the back of the arcade and John Terry spunked up all over Stevie’s wife’s tits and a bit of it landed on Wayne Rooney’s head because JT hates Stevies Wife because Wayne told Stevie that JT’s got a smelly nob which is true coz Ashley Cole reckons he put his hand down there and pulled out a tin of mackerel.

  • elvido // July 22, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    LoL@Anisha…. “Terry screws him over” :D

  • Dan // July 22, 2010 at 5:48 pm


    Yeah Gerrard is finished, got to give way to far superior talant like Carrick or Huddlestone… That’s who I want in my midfield.

    Oh poor Wayne “granny shagger” Rooney carrying a knock into the WC as well as the expectations of a deluded footballing public. humm.. that’s defo what it was and not the worlds most over rated strkier showing what a bottle job he is.


    S Gerrard – 1
    Wazza – F**k all

  • DaveCorleone // July 23, 2010 at 11:14 am

    @ Dan actually ‘its’ is ‘it’s': so if you’re going to critique someone’s critique it would behove you to get your own right

    Moreover, if you reread my post carefully (perhaps with a grown-up) you’ll see that I’m not not suggesting that Rooney’s the world’s greatest striker – far from it – but rather that the English press elevated him to that position.

    That said he’s a far better player than Gerrard, who has pretty dubious sexual preferences himself, allegedly

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