Man City prepare preposterous bid for James Milner
Milner – playing old fashioned version of “frolf”
As expected, showbusiness journalists are in a state of shock today, after pictures emerged of Cat Deeley ACTUALLY SMILING even though she hasn’t got a boyfriend anymore. Brave girl, that Cat Deeley. So very brave.
And quite boring.
Anyway, in other really important news, here’s what we know about transfers thanks to Communist papers like The Guardian, and the ones from the other end of that particular spectrum, like The Daily Mail:
The ongoing case of mistaken identity regarding James Milner and Manchester City is still in full swing. Decent player though he is, £30million? Really?
Talking on the subject, Patrick Vieira clearly misheard the question, and assumed that someone had just asked him about Xavi:
“Of course it is not my place to say if he has to come or not but when you look at players we have around it will be good.”
That’s all from City for now, but just a small walk over some rolling fields above Gary Neville’s underground kingdom, and past a row of shops and you get to Man United, where business is really hotting up.
They’ve reportedly offered Nemanja Vidic enough money to send his complaining wife on holiday for at least six months/year, just so that he might consider NOT going to Real Madrid. That one’s in the balance.
And in two word news:
That is all.