Zinedine Zidane enjoys a really lovely afternoon
Zidane, Lizarazu, and Blanc lurking behind
As expected, the OK! magazine tributes haven’t gone down too well with the WKD drinking minority of Spoiler readers, who would much rather make hilarious observations about how they might like to pass the time with Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend. But, you know what, sod them.
The Spoiler is fast falling in love with the hardline celebrity reporting that these magazines gift to society, so following Sneijder’s wedding, United in New York, sexy Eva Longoria playing footer, today Zinedine Zidane has a wonderful day out!
Proving that footballers don’t suddenly inflate like balloons and spend entire weeks drinking drambuie to pass the time, Zinedine Zidane and a few of his old football buddies chose to spend an afternoon kicking a ball around for “charity”.
Lizarazu was there, Laurent Blanc made an appearance, and there were a handful of other people who thought they’d turn up, even though we have no idea who they are.
Rather hilariously, the match took place in Evian-les-Bains - where they make the famous Evian water – and it RAINED! How funny is that! RAINED! Famous for WATER, and it RAINED. It’s ironic or something. The rain water was probably actual Evian. You could have just opened your mouth and drank healthy water straight from the heavens. For FREE.
Anyway, incredibly strained observational jokes aside, a fine day was had by all, and at one point, Zidane prodded an old man in the guts whilst someone ran off with a cheque for five grand.