Both Mascherano and Kuyt linked with Inter move
If it’s high drama you’re after, you are probably looking through the wrong window – as is typical at this stage of the summer, much is being promised but nothing is happening.
Big Brother fans will know all about that. Why won’t John James just throw caution to the wind and get off with Josie? She’s hot, in a saucy milkmaid kind of way. He’s being an idiot.
Anyway, here are the transfer scraps from this morning, thanks to the likes of The Mirror, The Daily Mail, and The Guardian…
In a real life recreation of either One Man and his Dog, or the movie Babe, puppy-like Javier Mascherano will be returning to his master, having essentially told Roy Hodgson to sod off. He wants to be with Rafa at Inter.
Rather fittingly, Dirk Kuyt is being linked with an Inter move as well. He, like Mascherano, has startling dog-like qualities, as a Golden Retriever to Mascherano’s Terrier.
Rafa has presumably been blowing on one of those ridiculous whistles that don’t seem to work.
Just up the road from Liverpool, past rolling fields full of sheep droppings, and over Gary Neville’s secret underground kingdom, you get to Manchester, where the James Milner saga has reached insulting proportions.
They’ve offered Shaun Wright-Phillips as part of the deal. Fans of Star Wars figurines will agree, that’s like attempting to swap a Jawa for a Rancor Keeper. Exactly! No way man!
And in two word transfer news:
That is all.