Comments on: Oh NO! Larissa Riquelme’s phone nicked by robbers!

By: Red Spain

Red Spain — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:25:23 +0000

“Following her rise to fame, and after Argentinian coach Diego Maradona promised to run naked through Buenos Aires if Argentina won the World Cup, Riquelme matched the offer and promised that she would run naked (wearing only body paint in the colors of Paraguay) through Asunción if Paraguay won the World Cup, or even if they reached the semi-finals by beating Spain. Paraguay eventually lost its match against Spain, but Riquelme announced that she would fulfill her promise anyway.”

By: JamRag

JamRag — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:05:57 +0000

^ no actually, i have all my posts ghost-written for me especially by an intelligent Orangutan whom I communicate through the medium of primal scream therapy. He agrees that it is entirely possible to be both articulate and erudite as well as a stereotypical misogynistic jerk actually.

By: Louie Louie Louie

Louie Louie Louie — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:04:53 +0000

In the words of an acient mexican wiseman:

“Mamacitaaaaaa!!!!!!”

By: Missy

Missy — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:47:19 +0000

*sigh* As evidenced by your other posts…(assuming they really were written by you)…you’re obviously articulate …so why do you have to play the stereotypical misogynistic jerk? Why do you insist on trying to get yourself disqualified from the human race?

Right now…I’m traumatized by the disappearance of Larissa’s Riquelme’s cell phone. So please…let’s all just focus on what’s important here. The recovery of Larissa’s cell phone.

By: JamRag

JamRag — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:35:29 +0000

Takes cloth. Wipes cock. Uses sperm soaked cloth to gag missy.

By: Missy

Missy — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:49:03 +0000

*hands Jam a disinfectant cloth for his screen* Now hurry up and finish your homework.

By: JamRag

JamRag — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:36:17 +0000

Epic Boobs Indeed. Could quite happily spend the rest of my days lowering my sperm count all over those wondrous mounds of flesh.